sam got me with her damn homo rays again
did you really think the world would end on sam’s watch?
oh my gosh yeah. i’ve never seen anyone as flat as sam carter.
flatter than a ploughed wheat field
hold up let me grab my magnifying glass so i can sleuth my way to some cleavage
wow yeah you could put a wood plank up against that chest and nothing would change wow
knock knock who’s there
silly goose who
silly goose looking for breasts on this obviously
the only thing curiosity killed was your good jokes sir ohhhhh burn
color meme :: sam carter + a rainbow