December 2009
“In fact that is why the lives of most women are so vaguely unsatisfactory. They...”
– (via iwannotowidigdo) (via peekadora)
The scariest part is that I know I was going down this path. Helping people was starting to feel required, empty, valueless, etc. And then I quit church! hurpadurp. feels good, man.
November 2009
I have a question about Blu-Ray players.
When I was at Costco the other day, they had Star Trek on Blu-Ray playing on a TV. I was a little confused because the picture looked different, and by different I mean that it was like someone had sped up the video by about half a second. It looked fucking disgusting. I saw this “fast” effect again today on some TVs at Best Buy. It’s seriously the most horrible thing in the...
holiday buyer's guides: a summary
For the guys: AKSHUN FRILLAS! TOYS THAT SHOOT SHIT! GRILLING SUPPLIES!
For the girls: ROMANTIC COMEDIES! LIPSTICK! COOKING SUPPLIES!
The bottom line: Even though I adored it and it brought tears to my eyes, if anyone bought me Julie & Julia over Star Trek, I’d punch them in the fucking teeth.
I know it’s a good source of ideas and everything, but goddamn. Holiday buyer’s...
